Read your Roots. Rewrite your Destiny.
A strand of hair can tell you the right mix of supplements your body needs to live life like never before.
Discover Your Archetype.
Uncover the metabolic profile and mineral ratios that govern your mental, emotional & physical performance.
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What’s Included…
Your body has a secret rulebook (your Archetype). We use the hair test to find your rulebook so we know exactly what food and vitamins you need. for example, if you are a "Burner," we know your engine is constantly revving too high, dumping key minerals—and we provide the protocol to finally slow it down.
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Mineral Personality Archetype
Personalized Supplements
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Our analysis reveals the unique nutrient profile required by your metabolism, moving you beyond generic multivitamins to provide the precise building blocks for peak health.
6 Month Lifestyle Plan (Personalized)
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We translate your body's mineral signatures into an actionable, easy-to-follow blueprint for maximizing energy, hormonal balance, and overall systemic performance.
Our expert team ensures you fully understand your unique biology and have the necessary human guidance to apply the science effectively for superior, long-lasting results.
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Consultation Calls
Customer Stories
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"As a CEO, I live on data, data, data…, yet my health strategy honestly has been guesswork. Thistl changed that. The 'Burnout Archetype' diagnosis was sharp, and the 6-Month Protocol was tailored to my DNA blew my mind, It isn't just supplements; it’s a roadmap that gave me better sleep and focus in under 30 days. This is the only health data worth investing in”
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"I thought I knew my body, but the insights from this product [Thistl] revealed chronic mineral ratios that blood tests completely missed. The way Thistl Decodes the data into my 'The Balancer' profile is genius—it gave me the why behind my fatigue. I love that this isn't generic advice; it's a precision tool for optimizing human performance. Testing is absolutely essential for any serious biohacker." — Eric E. Yuan
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"I needed a completely tailored health plan, not another generic recommendation from my docs or worse, TikTok! LOL!. Tbh the professionalism and privacy around the Thistl process were impeccable. The Follow-up Consultation Call alone justified the investment. I now have confidence that my supplement routine is finally working for me, not against me" — S.K.
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"I spent years and thousands on quick fixes. The doctor only saw low iron; Thistl saw the pattern. Being assigned the 'The Slow Oxidizer' Archetype immediately explained my lifelong struggle with weight and mood. The difference between guessing and having something like Thistl is everything. It's the most impactful health decision I have ever made. Honestly, thank you guys." — Ben J
Tired of guessing? So was Sally
Sally, a 34-year-old marketing executive, felt like she was constantly running on empty. Despite a good diet, she was often stressed, suffered from visible eye bags, and felt her body was aging faster than it should.
Her regular blood tests showed a common issue, like low Vitamin D, and her doctor prescribed generic vitamin D and K3 supplements. But Sally was smart: she worried about the quality of generic supplements and fillers inside, and the possibility of creating new imbalances by supplementing without a complete picture.
Her social feeds bombarded her with conflicting advice—a new supplement trend every week—but none of it was personalized to her specific biochemistry.
Then she discovered Thistl.
Sally sent a small hair sample to Thistl for analysis. Within weeks, the complex data was translated into her "Burnout Archetype."
Thistl didn't just confirm her low Vitamin D; it revealed a chronic underlying zinc/copper imbalance, which was the true root of her fatigue and stress. Following the 6-Month Protocol, which dictated the exact, clean supplements and lifestyle changes her Archetype needed, Sally finally broke the cycle, trading constant anxiety for sustained, vibrant energy.
How does it work?
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Upon enrollment, you receive our elegant Thistl Collection Kit. Simply snip a small, discreet hair sample following our clear instructions, seal it in the provided secure vessel, and send it back to our certified laboratory using the pre-paid, pre-addressed mailing envelope.
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Your sample is analyzed in our accredited lab. Our specialists then spend time decoding the complex mineral ratios into your proprietary Mineral Archetype. This critical phase establishes the foundation for your personalized health strategy.
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You receive your comprehensive Thistl Roadmap Report and schedule your 1-on-1 Strategy Session.
We walk you through your Archetype and 6-Month Protocol, ensuring you have the clarity and confidence to immediately implement the supplement, diet, and lifestyle adjustments that guarantee results.
Begin your journey
Start your transformation for £56 per month or use a payment plan to buy now and pay later!